Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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