...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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