and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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