eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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