so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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