Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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