I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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