All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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