She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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