But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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