he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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