My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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go home
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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