i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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