She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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