whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
