so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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