i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
