They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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