awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
