Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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