we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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