apparently the secret to your success is patron
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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