is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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