doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
How's work?
Spinning.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
