I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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