I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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