You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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