So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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