Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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