It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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