thus making me awesome and them whores
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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