Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Randomize
