kristin has been a bad kristin
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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