I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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