Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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