i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Help me help you realize you are a moron
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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