If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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