The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
i think im in europe. pls send help
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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