i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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