2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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