is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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