Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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