I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I forgot how hot balto sounded
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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