I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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