Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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