Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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