So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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