Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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