there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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