Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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